1. |
Santa's A Snowman
00:42
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2. |
An Elf To Call My Own
02:46
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Take down the box, if you can find it
Take down the tinsel from the shelf
This is the worst part of November
So I better brace myself
Three hundred pounds of decorations
Await my six-foot christmas tree
This is no way to spend vacation
Subjected to this misery
Santa, if you're out there, won't you listen to my call
Cause Christmastime's the time of year that I hate most of all
Santa, won't you help me out, all I've ever dreamed about's
An elf to call my own, to boss around
He could do all my Christmas bidding
Wrap the presents for the tree
Even cook dinner for Thanksgiving
Oh my god, I'll be so free
Santa, don't you hear me crying
After yelling at my kids
This holiday's about the buying
Don't let me end up in the skids
Santa, if you're out there, won't you listen to my call
Cause Christmastime's the time of year that I hate most of all
Santa, won't you help me out, all I've ever dreamed about's
An elf to boss around this holiday
If his name is Twinkletoes or if his name is Kirk
Send a little helper and we'll put that guy to work
He'll untangle Christmas lights while we'll be singing "Silent Night"
An elf to call my own, to boss around
An elf to call my own, to boss around
An elf to boss around this holiday
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3. |
Christmastime All Year
03:10
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4. |
Mrs. Claus
03:11
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5. |
Baby It's Hanukkah
02:52
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The candles burn bright
(Baby, it's Hanukkah)
It's just the first night
(Baby, it's Hanukkah)
You wonder what I have got in store
(It's just one gift, there's seven more)
Baby, don't get excited
(So happy I was invited)
You think there will be plenty to come?
(Pour us a hot toddy with rum)
Don't you get too delighted
(Candles have been ignited)
After this the presents are done
(What???)
The dreidel will spin
(Back to that present thing...)
Some gelt I will win
(I mean, if it was a ring...)
So happy that you are here with me
(I guess I'll have to wait and see)
Cause even though you're not Jewish,
my mother says your cooking is fine
(What do you mean by "fine"??)
The candles burn bright
(You already said that)
Baby, it's Hanukkah!
It's just the first night
(Baby, it's Hanukkah)
Let's not have a fight
(Cause baby, it's Hanukkah)
So happy that I am here with you
(I'm sorry if you've misconstrued)
The holiday's making sense now
(Glad you're not quite as tense now)
It's really about family and wine
(Manischewitz straight from the vine)
The candles burn bright
(We've already said that)
Baby it's Hanukkah!
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6. |
Festivus Carol
02:12
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In the city, things are pretty
There are lights everywhere
In the air there's a feeling of Christmas
But for some folks with a tin pole
There's no decorations
And from outside the house you may hear...
[SHOUTING]
You will dictate all the problems
That you've had with your son
You can call it an "airing of grievances"
Then the two of you will wrestle
Until one of you cries
And above all this bustle you'll hear
[MORE SHOUTING]
Festivus, Festivus,
Tinsel is much too distracting
Ring-a-ling, hear it ring
Soon it will be Festivus
[Well, it sucks!]
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8. |
The Punch Bowl Bossa
03:22
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9. |
I Like Christmas
03:23
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I like Christmas, don't you know
I like carols in the show
I like warming by the fire's glow
Building snowmen with my friends
Decorating cookie men
Wishing that this never had to end
Cause each December is the highlight of my year
Spending all my time with people I hold dear
Cause I like Christmas
I like hanging Christmas lights
Getting into snowball fights
Drinking cocoa, eating pecan pies
Picking out my Christmas tree
Wonder which is best for me
Bring it home and make it look so pretty
Cause each December is the highlight of my year
Sing along with me and spread some Christmas cheer
Cause I like Christmas
Cause each December is the highlight of my year
Sing along with me and spread some Christmas cheer
Cause I like Christmas
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10. |
Nog Battle
00:59
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Jason Berk Los Angeles, California
Jason Berk is an award-winning singer/songwriter and producer. His music has been featured in films, video games and heard on radio stations worldwide. He has worked with Sondre Lerche, Tom Kenny, Noël Wells, members of The Beach Boys, The Monkees, The Lovin' Spoonful, X, and The Muffs, as well as frequent performances with blue-eyed soul legend Evie Sands. ... more
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